What Will The Americans Think?

Some things you just don't need to teach a boy.
And once they figure it out you just can't get him to stop. He does it in the park. In the grocery store. At home. In the car. At church.
And for anti-flatulant moms like me it's a fine line between pride, laughter and mortification.
So, to quote Robert Munsch in his book Good Families Don't, "Good Canadians don't fart. What would the Americans think?" When in Rome I guess ...